Bike Balls

Ok ... this has got
to be, by far, the most disgusting thing I have ever seen guys put on
their bikes.
Just try to imagine what your mechanic thinks of you when he is trying to
change your rear tire with these things hanging off of your rear
fender.
Yes, I have heard guys make the statement "My bike's really got
balls", and you know what? It's not funny, it's not cool, it's
fucking gross!
I know, in these modern
times it's not politically correct to use derogatory names toward people
of alternative lifestyles...
... but if you have these
testicles on your motorcycle, you're a fucking Fagot!
If you were ever to look
close at my bike, you would notice on either side of the handlebar clamp
cover, two little pewter titties. Just like a Pirate thinks of his ship,
my bike is a Lady and she deserves to be treated like one!
Why, you might ask, do I
think of my bike as a "She"...?
Because I don't
ride guys!