Bike Balls

Ok ...  this has got to be, by far, the most disgusting thing I have ever seen guys put on their bikes.
Just try to imagine what your mechanic thinks of you when he is trying to change your rear tire with these things hanging off of your rear fender.

Yes, I have heard guys make the statement "My bike's really got balls", and you know what? It's not funny, it's not cool, it's fucking gross!

I know, in these modern times it's not politically correct to use derogatory names toward people of alternative lifestyles...

... but if you have these testicles on your motorcycle, you're a fucking Fagot!

 

If you were ever to look close at my bike, you would notice on either side of the handlebar clamp cover, two little pewter titties. Just like a Pirate thinks of his ship, my bike is a Lady and she deserves to be treated like one!

 

Why, you might ask, do I think of my bike as a "She"...?

 

Because I don't ride guys!